Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Looks like a snow transvestite.
His body's warm - he's been dead for hours.
They saved all the bottles for this moment.
Red hair, fair skin, and freckles seem like pretty shitty superpowers.
Oh I see your problem - you weren't even trying.
"Oh, like a polar bear."
Thanks for doing the math for me. How many until the exit if I'm on the 7nd floor?
What it's like to be in Chicago right now...
Authroties are currently looking for a bald man who may be going by the name "Carl." He is believed to have run his operation somewhere in or around New Jersey.
Even Sony employees cannot resist the Wii.
Either someone is crazy and having a wake for her dog, or other dogs have figured out how to place obituaries in the newspaper.
That's a typo. It should read, "excellent!"
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
"I was driving behind this idiot for about 15 minutes, he was screaming out his window and flicking people off."
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