Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Now we know.
Thirsty thirsty hippos.
How to improve on a keg stand.
"Group of us went to Vegas and met an old couple that were hilarious. She let me motor boat her tits."
Some people are just born 500 years too early.
I lost my little sister, have any of you guys seen her? Her name is Anna.
Duh - who doesn't know what it's called when solar energy is redirected from the surface of an object?
Bingeing is apparently slang for reciprocal blow jobs.
Why watch movies when Facebook has all the stories we need?
And they say people from New Jersey don't have any class!
"Every semester we donate a set of clothes for an excuse to have a police escorted romp around campus. About 600 students at the last one."
If you didn't get all smelly scooping out pumpkin guts, have you really made a jack-o-lantern?
CAUTION: IDIOTS WITH STENCILS IN THE BUILDING.
Who cares when you get there if you're enjoying the ride.
If you've gotten caught in a stall with no toilet paper, now you know who to hate.
"This is the drawing my teacher used to teach the right hand rule. I don't think anyone in my class listened to a word he said."
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