Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Frank: "That's alright, I don't even know what this pussy thing I have is called."
I thought I was doing 4 officer, 5 at the most.
By "we're not quite sure what happened," they mean "we're not sure we want to know what happened."
Must provide own beer, firearms.
A lot of girls think Halloween is just an excuse to dress up slutty, but the truth is they don't need an excuse.
This isn't going to work for two reasons. One, it's stupid. Two, there's no food in there.
Sting pong? Monster ball? No matter what you call it, it's stupid.
Perry Bible Fellowship #192 - Post Apocalyptic
Oh I'm sorry man. You passed out in kind of a funny position, and I thought you were a rack of ribs.
Accessories are important to any costume, especially Towelie.
You want a flat screen TV installed in your poodle?
That settles it. Having sex with Kevin Ferderline makes you ugly.
Are we still getting Halloween pictures, or am I captioning on shrooms again?
If you kids ask if we're there yet one more time, I'm turning this car around!
A good belly flop means total commitment, and having no fear.
"Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.