Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Treestone... always smooth.
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
I'm not addicted to reading Cyanide & Happiness comics during class, they're addicted to me.
Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus.
Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures.
Don't drink too much six-year-old, you're driving.
Post-It Note pranks fix themselves in about a week.
Don't worry son, you can have your own in about three years.
"Well... Jesus did say 'Let the little children come to me...'
Here's a laundry tip - after wearing your socks for two months straight, you can just turn them inside out and start all over again.
He's obviously confused - the confederate flag should have two stripes.
If you're playing the game with non-alcoholic beverages, why is it unsuitable for children?
Remember kids, finals are coming.
Remember that Far Side comic about the woman with couch camo? Or that scene in Garden State?
According to the Patriot Act, if they catch you doing this you don't even get a lawyer - you just go straight to secret prison.
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