No need for a pregnancy tests! (very crude, sorry)
Beer bottle to the head... (warning: gross)
"Result of 14 year olds drinking at 6:30 in the morning"
"My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't."
Sure hope the force is strong with this one...
"Found at an information center in upstate New York."
Master of the obvious (Picture taken in Mumbai, India)
"Whip it! Whip it good!"

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