Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"The funniest thing is that the dog is actually drunk. his name is spicy mchaggis."
"Halloween at Arizona State, the best place on earth."
"My friend taught her cat how to use the toilet."
"2 hairy boxes"
John Beez was the Hamburglar for halloween. Guess where they ate for dinner? Here is his description of the night: "Yeah i went inside McDonald's and then snuck through the drive through." It was funny cause I was talkin gangsta style like that charact
"What happens when you pass out before midnight at university of maryland"
"Because it's so popular in Mexico, University of Chicago added this term to its Spanish-English dictionary. "
If any of you have seen 'Super Troopers' the movie, you'll know this is a good costume.
"That is exactly what I look for in a computer."
"Human funnel was by far the best costume at this mixer."
"Look at us. the cheapest costume ever. what wonders a box from a dumpster and a roll of duct tape can do."
"Real Halloween spirit."
"We felt creative one day and built this. We don't fuck around when we smoke."
"Pimping 101 at UVA- from actual course offering directory"
Banana shot by a bullet. Woah.
How to really "cut the deck".
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