Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"I believe that the black man is somewhat confused."
"On my way back to the Burg. Glad I stopped to get gas."
"My friend took a flaming shot of Everclear and kind of missed his mouth."
Sounds like a great place to spend a long weekend.
"Tetris Addict on Halloween!"
"We warned him what would happen if he passed out first at our Wyo Tech kegger! I guess he didn't like his hair or eye brows very much....but he didn't seem to like his new haircut when he woke up either."
"My friend's extra-yummy birthday cake..."
Now THAT's a-spicy meat-a-ball!
"Everyone makes jokes that my roommate and i are gay because we've lived together since freshman year. So, we decided to do this for halloween."
A pretty amuzing away message.
"This really defines the rivalry between University of Iowa and Iowa State... GO HAWKEYES!"
Girl's butt. At a footbal game. Somehow this is cute.
"The reason I go to NCSU."
You think they'd go for a more tactful name.
"After a party at Sam Houston State University. I have no idea who she is, but she spent the night spooning with my toilet. What a night."
"Empire State Beerbuilding -It is over 9 feet and comprises of 300 cans"
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