The old snowjob...
Isn't it always on sale?
Then don't call.
"Attempt number 7... We have a winner."
"Slippery Fingers", "Nut flavored ice cream". Tasty!
"I don't think the designers had this in mind...."
"Roommate surveys REALLY work!!!"
Yeah.. so is my dorm.
Ya know how they say people look like their vehicles?
"Redneck Palm Pilot"

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