Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Gayest beer bong ever!"
"Where's Kim?" (it's Eminem)
This '87 beauty includes a custom shogun kamikaze spoiler (plywood), a "timex" monster tack (clock), ground effects (garden edging), Exhaust (9" trash can), roof scoop (trash can), and stick-on horsepower!
"My aquarium at school. Who needs gravel, when you have bottle caps?"
I hope they amount I would get "worked" in the "workshop" is limited.
"Dude, I can see it from friggin' here!"
When you can't think of anything else to write on your high school...
"Found in the trash ripped to pieces. My roomie obviously did not want anyone to find it and then spend an hour with elmers glue putting it back together."
It's not as cute/inspirational when you imagine him shooting the cat 5 seconds later. Sorry for ruining it for ya.
"Slug O Rama"
Hmm. these snacks sure taste bad.
"Taken on the Bay Bridge going from Berkely to San Francisco. Who the hell puts this on their license plate?"
Yeah, you're being pulled over for your wife's ugly boots.
"What happens when your cousins want to go on a road trip too..."
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