Girl: I usually don’t do that on the first night.

Me: Wow that chloroform wore off quick. Are you immune or something?


Girl: Was I better than the last girl you were with?

Me: Let’s go ask her. She is still chained to the radiator in the basement. Unless the dogs got to her. It’s only been a month she should be fine. I’m pretty sure you can survive a whole month without food or water.


Girl: Those mirrors on the ceiling are sexy.

Me: What mirrors, that’s two-way glass. Mother likes to watch.


Girl: I could see myself falling in love with you.

Me: Love is against the Master’s teachings. Hurry, I think I hear him coming.