Our writers are really smart and occasionally they leave us with what we like to call 'Nuggets of Wisdom.' Today, writers Ethan Trex and Tom Sunnergren supply you with the philosophy you so desperately need.

"Living well may be the best revenge, but a hail of flaming arrows aimed at someone's house will work if you're in a hurry."

- Ethan Trex

"Make love, not war. Unless you have AIDS. In that case you should do neither."

- Tom Sunnergren