I meet them every day. They are everywhere: in my classes, at my office, in the park, at the bar, and in my very own house. They are the people that make me say "Are you f*cking retarded?" Want to become one of them? Do any of the following:

  • Go backwards at a buffet/salad bar.
  • Drive 10 mph under in the left lane.
  • Not know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
  • When I order a Pepsi, ask "Is Coke okay?"
  • Be the offspring of first cousins.
  • Hit "Reply to All" instead of "Reply."
  • Not "get" Seinfeld.
  • Tuck in your shirt and not wear a belt.
  • Use a calculator to split a tab.
  • Have an IQ below 70.
  • Ask me to help you move.
  • Ask me to help you paint.
  • Offer to help me move/paint.
  • Have Down Syndrome.