Goofy: Umm all right. Now, there's something we need to talk about
Goofy: Are you going to let me finish? Anyway, you and I are the only two dogs here, so we need to stick together, right?
Goofy: Wait"arf"? Is that seriously your answer?
Goofy: Do you even understand a word of English?
Goofy: You have no idea what I'm saying. Wonderful. This is just great.
Goofy: Are you fucking retarded?! All the other animals learned English, why can't you?
Goofy: I'm even a dog just like you, and I know English! What the hell's the matter with you?
Pluto: Ruff woof!
Goofy: Great. There's only two dogs here, and one of us is a tard. This is wonderful.
Goofy: You know what, this is bullshit! Why do I have to be the educated dog?
Goofy: Why do I have to wear clothes? Why can't I run around naked, pissing and shitting wherever I go?
Goofy: To hell with this! I'm done being a smart dog! (Takes off clothes and gets on all fours) And I'm done speaking English! Woof! Arf!
(Pluto stops barking and starts laughing maniacally. He stands on two legs and smacks Goofy on the head.)
Pluto: Sucker! (Pluto puts on Goofy's clothes and walks into the other room.) Hey guys, it's me, Goofy!
Mickey: Hey Goofy!