Dear Mr. Jones,
I have long enjoyed going to different stadium and arenas around the country and enjoying a nice decent sized cup of Dippin' Dots at an equally decent prized value. When I first heard about Dippin' Dots I couldn't believe it was really ice cream… but it is. It really, really is!
However, there is one squabble I have with your magnificent product. Its marketing scam that is now packed full of lies. Not only is there no dipping involved in the consumption of Dippin Dots (a claim that still continues to throw me after all these years), but on your official website, you claim that Dippin Dots requires storage at temperatures below 20 degrees Fahrenheit (about -18