"Have you found Jesus?"
"I may not be the best-looking person on this flight, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"Do nose-hair trimmers count as electronic devices?"
"You can tell when your water breaks, right?
"Hi, I'm from the future. May I share my wisdom with you?"
"Do you overreact to flatulence? I mean, like, get upset or whatever?"
"Knock knock C'mon, Knock Knock It's funny, I promise. Knock knock "
"Have you found Allah?"