10. Dateline is easier to spot. Damn chadbrochill22.
9. Punching is more satisfying than warning.
8. Lol
7. Beer
6. Sex
5. 500 pound bearded ladies are a lot easier to tell apart from 5'5 busty blondes
4. Tans
3. Names are easier to remember than xoxxoFgAgKgExxoxoxoxk
2. Beer
1. Sex