Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
May 31, 2007
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: Kelsi Byers
: Wilfrid Laurier University
: Golden Hawks
Desciber your ideal
: cheerleaders don’t eat pizza….ya right, it probably the best thing ever. Throw a lil bit of everything on there, I’m not picky… but make sure there’s dipping sauce.
: Able to me laugh, carry on an intelligent conversation, someone who’s not too hard on the eyes… and apparently I have a thing for athletes so that helps. Take me out, show me off and I’ll be happy. I hate routines (minus cheerleading ones), so mix it up so I don’t get bored.
Describe your worst…
: I went on a couple dates with this guy who was a little bit older than I was. His family was well off, he drove a nice car, but he was constantly talking about how much money he had… he would take out a whole wad of cash when paying for things, leave bank statements around so I could see… I mean its good if a guy is well off, but the money was his parents', he never went to college, and it annoyed the hell outa me.
: Honest to god, me and my roomies ordered a pizza one night after the bar, and we found a fingernail in it, not joking. It was the most disgusting thing that has ever happened, either someone really didn’t like us or the place is definitely not up to health and safety codes. Gross- we shoulda sued.
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Besides making every mean and evil person, doing mean and evil things stop, I would make work/school days 4 days, and the weekends 3, we would all have to have mandatory siestas every day like they do in Spain (I love naps), and everyone would just slow down, relax and have more fun. I wouldn’t mind a National Kelsi Day either.
Sauce or Ketchup?
Either, things are better saucy.
More pics of Kelsi after the jump!
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