So a selection of CH's typical night commenting crew was at it again this fourth night of June when the not-so-surprising subject of porn arose…..hehe, erection. The only problem was the initial topic of conversation was fast food, a completely different field. However, after a rather insightful observation by HollywoodH, the two genres we're compared and shocking similarities came to light. Let's immerse ourselves in the thick layers of fat and astroglide and search the gutters in hope of chuckling next time any one of us make a pit stop at the nearest house of grub.

Happy Meals: Everyone loves chowing down on a small, cutely wrapped afternoon snack with a surprise inside. Espescially priests and registered sex offenders. Be it a pink taco, or something along the hotdog line, few can resist receiving or handing out these colorful bags of joy.

Milkshakes: Nothing like a nice cold, soft, yet firm container of yum. And for you real freaks out there, some come with real milk.

French fries: Always alittle salty andin some establishments a little sweet. These hardened pipe bombs of flavor come in a variety of forms not unlike the mighty minisoldiers standing at attention around the world. There are curvy, floppy, short, long, thick, thin, undercooked, burnt to a crisp,super-oily, and just right. Snack on a few, but remember, take iteasy on the teeth.

The Hamburger: Simple, yet delicious. Fresh meat between two toasted buns, who can resist?

The Cheeseburger: Basically the hamburger witha little extra in the landing zone, no complaints.

Spicy Tacos: Usually found below the border, these hot and saucy treats may sting the tongue, but they're worth every bite.Careful not toindulge toomuch though, next day shits are the worst.

Condiments: Go ahead, dress it up a little.

The Double Quater Pounder with Cheese: For all of you with a hefty appetite, these puppies sure do satisfy. Their monster curves and voluptuous helpings of beef tend to overpower. Some dare to take on these juicy helpings while many shy away for fear of smothering or inevitable absorption.

The Drink: Who could resist a good meal without sucking on some scrumptious juices before, during and after? It could be through a straw, or straight from the well-formed lips of the holy cup itself, depends on the user.

While we happily munch away in whatever establishment we so desire, let us remember that no matter what we eat, we will eventualy become it. So do the right thing folks, use protection, those napkins don't catch stray drippings for noreason.