Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Fill the Theatre With Dudes
June 12, 2007
Dudes Would Go To More Theater If:
There was a halftime show involving Indiana Jones reenactments
The seats were bleachers
Beauty and the Breast
The only taps in the place were ones that dispensed beer.
At the end of every play, one of the actors was declared the winner.
For an extra $20, one of the chorus girls would give you a lap dance.
Keg standing ovations.
Sound design included more subwoofers, lighting design included pyrotechnics.
All Broadway shows were based on Monty Python films.
Kanye West Side Story
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.