April 1st, 10:18 AM
911 Operator - 911. What's your emergency.
Kid - You have to help me!
911 Operator - Calm down, young man. What is your emergency?
Kid - It's my dad, he's hurt really bad!
911 Operator I'm dispatching an ambulance right now. Can you tell me how he got hurt?
Kid - He got into an argument with our neighbor, Seymour Butts, and then Mr. Butts hit my dad with a hammer and they both fell down. My dad is bleeding a lot. Mr. Butts is bleeding too. You've gotta help me.
911 Operator - You think this is funny? Crank calling 911?
Kid - Please ma'am. He's shaking a little now. Please.
911 Operator - I get it, kid. I get it. You and your little friends probably sat around and thought about this for a while. "Hmmm," you said to yourselves, "what should we do for April Fools day." And then one of you little brats said, "hey, let's crank call 911."
Kid - He's turning white. Really white. Please.
911 Operator HA! I'm not falling for that. You know it's against the law to place a false call to 911? Did you know that, you little turd?
Kid Daddy? Oh my god, Daddy?
911 Operator I don;t make a lot of money, ok? I've got an apartment to pay for and a piece of crap car, so I don't need this sh*t, you got it? I already got crank calls about a fire, two rapes and a stabbing today and they were wayyyyy more convincing than you.
Kid - I want my mommmy, I want my mommy, I want my mommy
911 Operator - And I want a raise. Hope your April Fool's Day prank was worth it.
The 911 Operator hangs up.
Kid (to friends) - Hahaha, she totally bought it!