High risk of having All That's Kel Mitchell give you an orange soda
Severe risk of having kick-ass hair
Elevated risk of having Ikea wave your delivery charge
High risk of there being a re-run of coach on TBS tonight at 9/8 central
Elevated risk of seeing a rainbow
Severe risk of seeing a rainbow
High risk that Mariah Carey will act crazy
Elevated risk of looking fat
Severe risk of never going back
High risk that acid-washed jeans will reemerge as a trend
Elevated risk of stepping on a crack and breaking your momma's back
Severe risk that you're in a pool
Low risk of terrorist attack