Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
June 15, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have one 8-inch penis or 2, 4-inch penises?
Have a bad sunburn for the rest of your life on your stomach and chest or your back and shoulders?
Be a Lego man or a little green army man?
Have your travel plans arranged by William Shatner or a garden gnome?
Spend all summer in class or all summer with your grandma?
Have to walk backwards wherever you went or always have to wear Rollerblades wherever you went?
Be in perfect health and weigh 700 pounds, or be sick all the time and weigh 160 pounds?
Always think you phone is vibrating in your pocket or always feel like you're about to sneeze?
Sh*t your own bed or piss someone else's?
From The Falcon
Have Fran Drescher's voice or Donald Trump's hair?
Have a kitten that never grew up or a puppy that never grew up?
Finally, this week's winner of the
I Can't Spell At All
Award is Tyler, who is saying this:
Woud you rather be stung by a thousend bes in the face or attaked by a grizsly bear?
Way to make the most of your education, Tyler!
Send your best
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.