It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Have one 8-inch penis or 2, 4-inch penises? From Brennan
  • Have a bad sunburn for the rest of your life on your stomach and chest or your back and shoulders? From Jeremy
  • Be a Lego man or a little green army man?
  • Have your travel plans arranged by William Shatner or a garden gnome? From Justin
  • Spend all summer in class or all summer with your grandma? From Kurt
  • Have to walk backwards wherever you went or always have to wear Rollerblades wherever you went?
  • Be in perfect health and weigh 700 pounds, or be sick all the time and weigh 160 pounds? From Scott
  • Always think you phone is vibrating in your pocket or always feel like you're about to sneeze?
  • Sh*t your own bed or piss someone else's? From The Falcon
  • Have Fran Drescher's voice or Donald Trump's hair? From Greg
  • Have a kitten that never grew up or a puppy that never grew up?
Finally, this week's winner of the I Can't Spell At All Award is Tyler, who is saying this:

  • Woud you rather be stung by a thousend bes in the face or attaked by a grizsly bear?

Way to make the most of your education, Tyler!
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