Ever wonder how your favorite TV characters would have perished? You would, you sick bastard.

Alex Mack – Mercury poisoning

Kel Mitchell – Malnutrition

Eliza Thornberry – Eaten by lions

Spongebob Squarepants – Drowned

Doug Funnie – Natural causes

Clarissa Darling – AIDS

(Hey) Arnold – Raped and murdered by Helga

Cory Matthews – Car wreck

Heffer Wolfe – Eaten by his extended family

Angelica Pickles – Heroin overdose

Donkeylips – Heart failure

Cordell Walker – Not applicable