- buy Streeter a beer or twelve. Then when he's drunk, convince him to shave.

- dance a jig with Jeff Rubin.

- when encountering somebody filming something for vimeo, run across the screen screaming "FREE PARIS", thereby ruining the shot.

- hug the person that made my update into the insult generator

- run up to Jake Hurwitz, rip my clothes off, throw myself on his desk and yell "Take me, I'm yours!!!"

- play ping pong with Amir. Then laugh at him when I beat him.

- put on every BustedTee I can find. Then walk around communicating using solely what's printed on them.

- find Sarah Schneider and make sure she's not dead.

- buy a Christmas elf costume for Dan Gurewitch. Complete with bells on the pointy shoes.

- regret the fact that I chose to become an engineer, thereby dooming myself to a lifetime of boring workplaces.

- try to not come across as completely creepy.