Hey, here are a couple things to do when you're really bored in class. I think this covers most of them.
- Count the girls (guys?) you'd hook up with.
- Watch porn on your iPod.
- Jerk off.
- Listen to the lecture and take notes on important subject matter that could turn up on the exam
I mean watch porn on your iPod and jerk off.
- Doodle on your hand.
- Count the number of people you don't like in the class, which is not, and I repeat NOT a hitlist.
- Daydream about owning your very own pony and taking care of it, feeding it, having something to finally call "your own". Then imagining your roommates reaction when there's a huge fucking pony in the common room.
- Ask a couple kids sitting around you if they know a good pony store in town, preferably close to campus.
- Sketch a rudimentary picture of your pony in your notebook.
- Think of really cute names for your pony, like Cupcake or Sprinkles, then really witty and creative ones like Mr. Pony or Mrs. Pony.
- Make a list of movies you want to see.
- Contemplate murder/suicide. (killing Pony, then killing self)
- Decide if it's really feasible to own a farm animal at college
come to the conclusion that it definitely is, and that Mr. Pony will just be another one of the guys!