College is a time of intellectual growth, finding one's self, and parties. Namely, theme parties. As if drinking keg beer and standing in a circle with your friends while looking for anything mildly attractive/drunk wasn't fun enough, the party gods invented the notion of a theme party. "That's pretty gay," you might say. Well, you're right. They are pretty gay. Here's a short guide to help you figure out what to wear at these parties and not be a gay ass douchebag: