[picture:1709010|size=small]1. Ohio State (63) Think they can beat the Raiders? Me too.
2. Florida Turns out this school is good at every sport, but I bet their average SAT score leaves much to be desired!
3. USC Two uninspiring victories should equal one loss. However, it doesn't and USC is still undefeated.
4. Michigan Some say Michigan should be #2. Well lets see them beat the likes of Washington State and Kentucky!
5. West Virginia (2) West Virginia, with an impressive conference record of 0-0 still have two believers out there. Wherever they are (Charleston)6. Texas When your Quarterbacks name is Colt McCoy, you've got a shot to win any football game/duel with pistons at high noon. 7. Louisville Sadly enough, Louisville at Rutgers on November 9 could be the game of the week. 8. Tennessee Tennessee is by far the second greatest orange colored team in the country. 9. Notre Dame Notre Dame is starting to play like a team whos coach looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield. By that I mean, Charlie Weiss looks exactly like Rodney Dangerfield. 10.California Cal has scored at least 40 points in its last five games and at least 45 in its last one. 11.Auburn BCS scoff's back "See? I told you you guys didn't deserve to be in the title game two years ago." 12.Clemson 6'5" 265 pound Defensive End Gaines Adams tackling 5'10" 170 pound kicker Jon Temple and forcing a fumble was the funniest play of the year, and the scariest moment in Temple's life. 13.Georgia Tech Running Back Tashard Choice inspires thousands of hilarious abortion themed posters in stadiums nation wide. 14.LSU All I'm saying is, would LSU have lost twice this year if they put Baby Shaq at tight end? The answer may shock you. 15. Iowa Turns out Iowa's not so bad when they're not playing Ohio State. But hey, somebody's gotta play in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia bowl! 16. Georgia After giving up 34 points all season, the Bulldogs give up 51 to the Volunteers, which, according to Georgia coach coach Mark Richt, isn't a good thing. 17. Arkansas Shouldn't the Razorbacks be second in the nation? Wouldn't it be awesome if thats how the polls worked? 18. Oregon After a devastating loss to Cal, Oregon wonders what new patterns they can add to their jerseys to compensate. Can I suggest flames around the numbers? 19. Missouri The Tigers have more wins this season than any other team, according to Casual Glance monthly. 20. Boise State Bronco's fans come to the stark realization that no matter how good their team gets, they still have to live in Boise, Idaho. 21. Nebraska The good news is, that despite their mediocrity, the state of Nebraska is more than just Cornhuskers Football. The bad news is, that's not true. 22. Virginia Tech How technical is this school, really? I mean, sure Mike Vick is an electrical engineer in the offseason, but, do all players have to learn a trade? 23. Oklahoma I don't understand. They beat Middle Tennessee by 59 and lose to Texas! Why wouldn't they just play crappy schools all the time!? 24. Rutgers What are they still doing in the top 25? 25. Wisconsin 250 pound freshman Running Back PJ Hill is drawling comparisons to previous Badger powerhouse Ron Dayne. My advice to PJ Hill: Never leave college.