Fact "The Biggest Facebook group in the universe" has 43 members.
Fact Despite what you may or may not have heard, this is a Mark Zuckerberg production.
Fact Jeanne Holzman and Brad "A-Train" Hattford have ended their relationship. (11:49 PM)
Fact I have 1 friend request awaiting confirmation.
Fact Deep down inside I wish that number was higher :(
Fact 56 people feel strong enough about their love of pooping that they've publicy joined a group dedicated to that very activity.
Fact I won't be taking "the next step" and joining the 'Dell Fall Survival Guide' group, even if it does promise to keep me ahead of the curve.
Fact My old roommate's middle name is not "Wild Thang." Don't buy into the hype.
Fact You and I have four mutual friends, none of whom either of us personally know.
Fact Rest assured, Mark Zuckerberg will find something to put down here, even if it's a passing observation about quails.
Fact Facebook used to be so much cooler when only three people at Harvard had it.
Fact Mark Zuckerberg doesn't care if you don't like his news feed; he sleeps with nude women on a pile of money and feasts on the flesh of endangered animals every night.