Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Class Is Stupid, Intern Here Instead
July 11, 2007
We've made a huge mistake. The summer interns we hired suck so much. Sure they do all their work and help us out with tons of things around the office and on the site. But at the end of the summer they're all leaving! What the hell? What part of summer internship don't they understand? Honestly, it's so weak.
So we're giving you guys another shot. Do you think you're better than our current interns? Can you make Sarah's coffee just the right temperature? Can you rub the inside of Amir's inner thigh with just the right mix of vigor and tenderness?
I will say this. Whoever comes here next has some big shoes to fill. One of our interns has enormous feet and we only have one pair of shoes that the interns have to share. Anyway, what are you doing in the fall? Want to come work here? We can't promise you any money but we can offer free lunch from anywhere plus school credit. Just send your resume!
Here's the boring part
Must be able to work 2-3 full days a week
Must live in or be able to commute to New York City
Familiar with the Internet and Internet culture
Over 4' 8" tall
Sophomore or Junior in college
Familiar with Word, Excel, Photoshop and Illustrator
Familiar with video editing software such as Final Cut
Over 5' 1" tall
We're hiring interns for three areas of expertise:
writing, video and illustration
. Make sure to note which of these you'd like to apply for and attached samples if you have them.
Send all resumes to
After all, wouldn't you like to get un-paid
to do this?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.