Name: Ariana Madix
School: Flagler College
Hometown: Melbourne, Florida
Major: Theatre Arts
Favorite Drink: Dos Equis Lager
Does size matter: Not if you know how to use it!
What if I have three nuts: I hope one of those is an almond, and all three aren't BALLS.
What could I say to make you want me: "I play soccer really well." Seriously.
What could I say to make you throw up in your mouth just a little bit: "I want to have a family as soon as possible. I'd love to live in the suburbs forever." Grossssss
If I have a discman instead of an i-pod, should I even bother listening to music at the gym: I hate to discriminate, but the answer is no. Don't even bother. You might hurt yourself.
Do you have a boyfriend: Nope.
More pictures of Ariana after the jump
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