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Cute College Girl of the Week: Ariana Madix
October 25, 2006
: Ariana Madix
: Flagler College
: Melbourne, Florida
: Theatre Arts
: Dos Equis Lager
Does size matter
: Not if you know how to use it!
What if I have three nuts
: I hope one of those is an almond, and all three aren't
What could I say to make you want me
: "I play soccer really well." Seriously.
What could I say to make you throw up in your mouth just a little bit
: "I want to have a family as soon as possible. I'd love to live in the suburbs forever." Grossssss
If I have a discman instead of an i-pod, should I even bother listening to music at the gym
: I hate to discriminate, but the answer is no. Don't even bother. You might hurt yourself.
Do you have a boyfriend
More pictures of Ariana after the jump
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