• Slaughterhouse-Douche: The Children's Crusade
  • Twenty Thousand Douches Under the Sea
  • Moby Douche
  • The Douche's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Douche With the Wind
  • A Time to Douche
  • To Douche a Mockingbird
  • Green Eggs and Douche
  • A Douche in the Attic
  • The Grapes of Douche
  • I Hope They Serve Douche in Hell
  • For Whom the Douche Tolls
  • Nineteen Eighty-Douche
  • Douche of the Flies
  • The Pelican Douche
  • The Douche at the End of the Universe
  • Curious Douche
  • The Great Douche
  • The Silence of the Douches
  • One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Douche Fish

Yes, I stole the idea from Klocksein, but he stole it from Ricky.