A man clutches his chest and keels over into the aisle.
Stewardess: OH MY GOD! IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THIS FLIGHT?
Doctor: I'm a doctor. Step aside.
Stewardess: Is there anything you need?
Doctor: Yes. Is there a nurse on this flight?!
Nurse: I'm a nurse.
Doctor: Dammit, there's no time. He stopped breathing and if we don't act fast, we'll lose him.
Nurse: He's gone.
Stewardess: What? How?
Nurse: Is there a pathologist on this flight?!
Pathologist: I'm a pathologist.
Doctor: Any ideas?
Pathologist: From the way he fell it looked like a myocardial infarction. We won't know for sure until the results come back from the lab.
Stewardess: Wanna dumb that down for me? I'm not a rocket scientist.
Rocket Scientist: A heart attack.
Stewardess: Wow. A rocket scientist, a doctor, a nurse, a pathologist. What are the odds?!
Statistician: Roughly 1 in 140,000.
Doctor: Is there a pilot on this flight?
Pilot: Of course.
Doctor: We're going to need to turn this plane around.
Pilot: What about the career fair?
Career Fair Coordinator: I guess that can wait.