1. Dry Cleaning you have to have some kinda liquid to clean, scrape something off with a finger nail
. that’s dry cleaning
2. PMS Its a scam, they get to moan for one week every month and its your fault.
3. Quite Funny its funny or its not, there is no in between
4. Idiots guide to idiots guides
5. Fresh air its all recycled, there not making anymore.
6. By the skin of your teeth get to a dentist, you should not have any.
7. Ill make you smile on the other side of your face what you going to do, slash me ?
8. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush I would rather have to birds in bush and one in my hand
9. A bit overweight we all know what that mean, your fat, go on a diet.
10. The long and short of it what the hell does that mean ?
11. out of the blue where is this place Blue ?
12. In the top 6 no you are sixth, if you top you would be first.
13. I promise I wont cum in your mouth well if you believe that then your deserve what you get!
14. The twilight years does it get darker as you get older ?
15. Tabloid news its all a lie and you know it, buy a real paper
16. The phrase "Can I ask you a question ?" to late jackass you just did
17. Vertically Challenged nope your short live with it
18. The phrase "my tits are too big!" trust me, there not they are just fine
19. Im with stupid T Shirts worn when by yourself so your to stupid to notice your idiot has got away ?
20. Bar peanuts ok honestly how many of you wash your hand every time you go to the toilet ? How much urine from others hand would you like to eat ?