5. Texas A M, College Station, TXSubmitted by John.
Professor: "Be sure to bring your SCANTRON for 882-E for the test Wednesday."Stupid Girl: "Is our test multiple choice?"Professor: "No its an essay exam only using the letters A,B,C,D, and E."
Professor: Just as a reference, although there are 100 billion stars between our galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy, since 1923, Nabisco has baked 400 billion Oreos, so there really aren't as many stars as people would like to believe.Genius: Are those full Oreo cookies, or just the little black parts of the cookie?
History Professor: For hundreds of years, dragons have been an important partof Japanese mythology
Scholarly Girl: Are dragons extinct now, or do they still have them in Japan?
After handing back our midterms.Professor: "
each question was worth one half point, no more, no less."Trophy Wife To Be: Is that like each question being worth point five?"
Brilliant Young Man: Wouldn't it be great if they had flying busses?(Silence)Professor:
Yes, they're called planes, son.
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