• Eastern Colorado, You Are Worse Than Western Nebraska
  • Rocky Mountain Sky After A Bowl
  • Don't My Glasses Look Obnoxious To You? I Should Wear Them Less.
  • I Was Almost John Glenwood Springs
  • O Ron Silverman
  • Jacques Cousteau Was A Cool Dude
  • Flutes Aren't Just For Pussies, You Faggot
  • O Captain Ahab
  • The Water Is Getting Closer
We miss you, John!