Realization: A Limerick

One day in McDonald’s I sat
When I got really mad that I’m fat
To stop my self-loathing
I bought some new clothing
Two sizes two big, and that’s that

Beer: A Haiku
I was a drinker
Then I stopped for health reasons
My friends like me less

Enchantment
I love the sound that magic makes
Men fly on brooms, and over lakes
Then wizards fight off evil lords
Just using spirits, never swords
Wait, I lied, I meant to say
That liking Potter's really gay.

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