But until then, let's break down this weekend's competition.
Head to Head Victories:Michigan: 57Ohio State: 39The Edge: Michigan. Though most of those Wolverine victories came before the advent of the forward pass.
Most Lopsided Victory in Series:Michigan: 86-0 over Ohio State in 1902Ohio State: 50-14 over Michigan in 1968.The Edge: Ohio State. Adjusting for inflation, that 1902 score is more like 13-0.
CollegeHumor Power Rankings:Michigan: 10thOhio State: 49thThe Edge: Michigan. Three acapella groups at Ohio State? That's not gonna help anybody.
Players You'd draft today in your NFL Fantasy Keeper League if it were legal:Michigan: Hart and ManninghamOhio State: Troy Smith, Antonio Pittman, Ted Ginn Jr.The Edge: Ohio State. Now if you could only figure out who to drop. (Hint:Mark Brunell)
Mascot:Wolverine: A solitary, muscular, carnivorous North American Mammal.Buckeye: The brown nut of a tree or shrubThe Edge: Michigan. Frankly we're surprised Ohio State hasn't changed its mascot yet.
TOTAL SCORE: Ohio State 3 Michigan 3Prediction: We don't condone gambling, but if you are planning on making things interesting, we'd suggest betting the farm on: One Great Football Game!
Teams Total Height:LSU: 528'3"Ole Miss: 503'11"The Edge: LSU. Try getting a field goal over that wall.
Greatest Names on RosterLSU: Daniel Bobo, Mit Cole, Ace Foyil, Pep Livingston Ole Miss: BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Kyle Higginbothan, Preston Powers The Edge: LSU. Pep Livingston sounds like a superhero.
Legendary Alumni:LSU: Y.A. TittleOle Miss: Archie ManningThe Edge: LSU (At least Tittle didn't birth two annoying sons.)
Is your Quarterback a freak of nature?LSU: Yes.Ole Miss: No.The Edge: JaMarcus Russel and the LSU Tigers.
TOTAL SCORE: LSU 4 OLE MISS 1Prediction: Look for a blow out, here. The numbers don't lie: LSU 40 Ole Miss 10.
Home Field Advantage:Alabama: Bryant-Denny StadiumAuburn: Jordan-Hare StadiumThe Edge: Alabama. Higher capacity, plus this year they are playing there.
Biggest Embarassment:Alabama: Punt Bama PuntAuburn: Taylor HicksThe Edge: Alabama. Nobody wants to be known as the American Idol school.
Players whose name sound like robot alien war lords:Alabama: Ezekiel KnightAuburn: Octavius BalkcomThe Edge: Auburn. All Hail President Octavius!
Coin Flip Test:Alabama: HeadsAuburn: TailsThe Edge: Auburn. Tails never fails.
TOTAL SCORE: Auburn 3 Alabama 2Prediction: Home field advantage keeps it close, but look for Tigers to squeak out a close one: Auburn 24- Alabama 22.