In a historic turn of events, Pakistan has decided to come one step closer to becoming a civilized nation by amending their rape laws. Here are some other reforms trying to be pushed through their government.

  • No longer forced citizens to hock a loogie after saying "America"
  • Allowed people to clean out chutney from beards
  • Agreed that the Prophet Muhammad did not have the ability to fly, but "probably could if he wanted to"
  • Allowed importation of post-80's pop music because they were getting a bit sick of "Wham!"
  • No longer forced to pretend to like K-Fed, since Britney wouldn't visit anyway now