"This shameless proposal makes a mockery of the Zoning Ordinance (not to mention religion) and could have potentially devastating effect on the quality of life in our neighborhood," said one old fuddy-duddy who is obviously too old and should move away from a college town, according the Post.
The parents of the Apostles were quoted as being proud of their children's accomplishments. You don't get to the position where you can buy a multi-million dollar house for your son to drink in without discovering a few loopholes yourself.
We at CollegeHumor may have no moral compass, but we are outraged at the discrimination against the Apostles. Not to start using words that don't really apply, but this is racism plain and simple. If these people choose to study religion and throw raging pool parties late at night, is that not their right? If it isn't their right, shouldn't it be?