Fifteen minutes early

  • "I can't wait to see how privitization in the domestic market effects us in the global economy…"
  • "I have to get to my seat before that asian bitch with the 'Hello Kitty' bookbag steals it…"
  • "Great, my last class was cancelled. Now I have to sit here alone like a tool for another 15 minutes."
  • On Time
  • (sigh) " Thank God class didn't start yet. Walking in late is so disrespectful to both the professor and the class."
  • "Man, my asscrack is so sweaty from speed-walking here. I hope no one can smell my stinky swamp-ass."
  • "Nice, that hot guy is here today. Eyefucking him for an hour beats this rebel overthrow of Batista crap…"
  • Fifteen minutes late
  • "…wow, its pink with glitter on it? I wanted that same one you Bitch! Yeah! Alright Kelly, I gatta go, I just got into class and everyone is looking at me… I know, totally. Call me back later! Muah!"
  • (she has no inner dialogue)
  • "If I don't make eye contact, they can't see me… too late."
  • "I hope she didn't already take attendance and I need this C."
  • Total No-Show
  • "Would I rather dry heave in my room or in class?"
  • "Shit, I forgot to that paper on the Montgomery Bus Boycott… Fuck it."
  • "Skrew that, its raining."