So, like, do people actually like Chuck Norris or is this whole thing some sort of a joke at his expense? Somebody help me, I'm so confused.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 3. Heart Disease 2. Cancer 1. Chuck Norris