Note: The point of this column is to show that every school has its foibles. If you are offended by its content, you probably don't understand the word "foibles."
If I'm going to mock schools, I may as well mock my own.
Let's start with the phallus fountains in front of the library, sculptures so sexual they make the Washington Monument blush. Did they have to be fountains? It wasn't enough to design a series of penises in front of the library, they had to shoot water out of the tip, too. I'm surprised the sundial doesn't somehow resemble a giant vagina.