It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Be on crutches forever or in a motorized wheelchair? From Fiona
  • Eat at Long John Silver's for 6 meals in a row or watch an entire episode of The War at Home? From Nick
  • Have short, stubby, tiny arms or short, stubby, tiny legs?
  • Have sex with Jessica Alba then immediately be castrated or have sex whenever you wanted with Rosie O'Donnell? From Scott
  • Answer the question or take the physical challenge?
  • Have a brain freeze for the rest of your life, or be completely sun burned for the rest of your life? from Nick
  • Constantly hear techno music or always have bad breath? from Jeff
  • Constantly hear a baby crying or constantly smell vegetarian farts? from Eric
  • Be able to do any accent perfectly or be able to sing any song perfectly?
  • Clog the toilet at your girlfriend's house and she has to unplug it or have your girlfriend clog the toilet at your house and you have to unplug it? from Ryan
And this week's Above and Beyond the Call of Duty Award goes to Matt, who sent in a few stellar WYR's. 

  • Have the ability to eat coal and poop diamonds or have the ability to eat criminals and poop truth and justice?
  • Be the best Super Mario Kart (SNES) player of all time or have a bit role on the tv sit-com Malcolm in the Middle?
And finally…

  • Have your daughter do hardcore drugs or hardcore porn?
Send your best WYR's to Streeter.Seidell @