Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
December 8, 2006
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Be on crutches forever or in a motorized wheelchair?
Eat at Long John Silver's for 6 meals in a row or watch an entire episode of The War at Home?
Have short, stubby, tiny arms or short, stubby, tiny legs?
Have sex with Jessica Alba then immediately be castrated or have sex whenever you wanted with Rosie O'Donnell?
Answer the question or take the physical challenge?
Have a brain freeze for the rest of your life, or be completely sun burned for the rest of your life?
Constantly hear techno music or always have bad breath?
Constantly hear a baby crying or constantly smell vegetarian farts?
Be able to do any accent perfectly or be able to sing any song perfectly?
Clog the toilet at your girlfriend's house and she has to unplug it or have your girlfriend clog the toilet at your house and you have to unplug it?
And this week's Above and Beyond the Call of Duty Award goes to Matt, who sent in a few stellar
Have the ability to eat coal and poop diamonds or have the ability to eat criminals and poop truth and justice?
Be the best Super Mario Kart (
) player of all time or have a bit role on the tv sit-com Malcolm in the Middle?
Have your daughter do hardcore drugs or hardcore porn?
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