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The Morning After Entourage: Gary's Desk
August 6, 2007
Thanks to those of you who messaged me to let me know that I didn't write my column last week, I wouldn't have known without you. Sorry for the gap, I've been pretty busy lately. On that note, I didn't have time to write out a full column this week. Instead, here are my notes from last night's episode:
E got a little office so he could work without interruptions
E's office consists of a small room, a folding table, one lamp, a phone and a laptop
Turtle on E's office "Doesn't exactly scream I'm Vincent Chase's manager, no, it screams I'm Johnny Chase's manager"
Turtle wants a plasma TV for his office if he ever gets one. Why does Turtle always want plasma TVs? Doesn't he have enough plasma TV's?
Ari's agency seeing Mary J Blige, big day!
Two identical twins fighting a lot in Ari's office, ruining important day
Vince wants to buy a $42,000 desk for E's office, but crazy Gary Busey bought it first
Vince determined to buy desk from Busey. Busey is creepy as hell
Gary: "Why are you so quiet Turtle?" Turtle: "You scare me Gary." Gary: "It's your reflection in the mirror that scares you."
One identical twin f*cked the other ones wife. Weird! Ari asked just what I was thinking, did she f*ck you as you, or as your brother?
Ari fires the twin that f*cked other twins wife because he makes more money for the company
Busey wants to physically paint Johnny Drama
Busey always talks in inspirational, life-affirming slogans
Busey paints Drama while speaking in tongues
E having trouble proving he represents Vince
Lloyd super-excited to meet Mary J. Blige
Moving guy: This big expensive desk will not fit into that small office
Variety writes article slamming E for being part of Vince's Entourage
Mary J Blige leaves Ari's company because she found out about twins and she liked the nice twin
Vince buys big office space with office's for all four of them so they can use E's desk. Seems to eliminate the original purpose of E getting an office
Turtle asks for plasma TV for office
The Morning After Entourage
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