Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Situations That Indicate Certian Retired Athletes May Be Taking Steroids
August 6, 2007
Visibly sweaty and ferociously short-tempered Bradshaw attacks
co-host Howie Long with blunt end of Heisman Trophy after Long makes routine on-camera zinger about Bradshaw's baldness.
Former Broncos QB Elway mistakes 1989 Isuzu Aska for long-distance "Vortex" football during filming of Nerf advertisement. Obliviously throws mid-sized sedan 110 yards into stands of Denver stadium and screams triumphantly.
As Habitat for Humanity volunteer, the legendary
center constructs 2-story raised ranch home for impoverished family. Alone. Without the use of tools. Finishes by ripping off shirt and chanting lyrics to Queen's "We Will Rock You."
Hall-of-Famer makes losing to computer in 2008 version of popular "Madden
" videogame franchise virtually impossible with dubious "Juice Up!!!" option.
When severe acne and a mysteriously high-pitched voice gets him fired from the production of
Space Jam 2
, an enraged Jordan threatens to kill every other member of cast, unaware that he is film's only non-animated character.
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