Former Broncos QB Elway mistakes 1989 Isuzu Aska for long-distance "Vortex" football during filming of Nerf advertisement. Obliviously throws mid-sized sedan 110 yards into stands of Denver stadium and screams triumphantly.
Visibly sweaty and ferociously short-tempered Bradshaw attacks FOX NFL Sunday co-host Howie Long with blunt end of Heisman Trophy after Long makes routine on-camera zinger about Bradshaw's baldness.
Mario LemieuxAs Habitat for Humanity volunteer, the legendary NHL center constructs 2-story raised ranch home for impoverished family. Alone. Without the use of tools. Finishes by ripping off shirt and chanting lyrics to Queen's "We Will Rock You."
John MaddenNFL Hall-of-Famer makes losing to computer in 2008 version of popular "Madden NFL" videogame franchise virtually impossible with dubious "Juice Up!!!" option.
Michael JordanWhen severe acne and a mysteriously high-pitched voice gets him fired from the production of Space Jam 2, an enraged Jordan threatens to kill every other member of cast, unaware that he is film's only non-animated character.