Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Tips For The Rest Of Break
December 18, 2006
Wow, New Year's Day. Break is half way over and all the fun is just Umm Ha. Wow. Okay, Okay. No, I’m fine. Just let me close my eyes for a second. Ugh.
Okay. Yeah. The good part of break is over and now you’ve got a lot of time Left. OW! Ugh, this computer screen is so bright.
No dude, don't touch me. Dude! Don’t touch me! My head is killing me. One second. I said one second, just…hold on. Dude, get me some water?
Okay, so yeah. Um, here are some good tips for how to spend the rest of your break and, hold on a second because if I don’t get some water my head is going to explode.
Try to hook up with your ex: Hooking up is shit hold on. Shit. Shit Okay I'm gonna
?! Jesus, I can’t do this today I’m sorry.
in the distance
Sorry! Back tomorrow!
faint vomiting noises
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.