Today American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile will be released directly to DVD. The film world will be changed forever, the art of the flickering image will never be the same, and, in honor of this great cinematic triumph, I present you with the greatest drinking game of all times:
In order to play you must rent, buy, or NetFlix both American Pie Presents: Band Camp and American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile, gather your friends, and stomach through both films back to back. According to their run-times, this feat will only take 3 hours and 9 minutes. You will also need a bottle of whisky and a case of beer (remember no underage drinking despite the fact these laws don't seem to exist in the American Pie universe). The rules are simple:
- Whenever you hear the name "Stifler" everyone drinks a "stiff one" (shot of whisky) Exception: Whenever you hear it pronounced "Stiff-meister" take a double shot.
- Every time a naked breast appears everyone takes a shot (once per a scene).
- Every time a main character loses their virginity, the virgins in the room must finish their beers.
- Every time someone climaxes, the non-virgins in the room must finish their beers.
- Wherever only one person laughs at a joke, he or she must shotgun a beer or take a shot (their choice).
- Every time a masturbation joke is made the last person to put their hand on their genitals has to take a shot.
- Every time a fart joke is made the last person to pinch their nose has to take a shot.
- Whenever you can see Eugene Levy's career going down the drain everyone drinks a beer in condolence (his mere presence on the screen qualifies).