Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Red Light, Green Light in Caveman Times
August 11, 2007
Crugg: Green light Red light!
Nagg: Ack! Mung cheat again. He step forward when Crugg say stop.
Mung: Nagg speak lie!
bashes Nagg over the head with a club, killing him.
Crugg: Mung do wrong. No need kill Nagg.
Mung: Now Mung have Nagg wife. Mung have two wife now.
Dag: Dag want play game. Dag no like Nagg anyway. Nagg smell like mammoth.
Crugg: Green light red light!
Crugg: What now?
Dag: Mung put Nagg blood in Dag hair.
Crugg: Mung, why you do this?
swoops down and carries Dag away.
Crugg: Mung! No is right. Giant bird smell blood on Dag. Now bird eat Dag.
Mung: Mung want play game.
Crugg [Sighs]: Green light re
Mung sneaks behind Crugg and bashes him over the head with a rock, killing him.
Mung [Beating his chest]: Mung win game! This now Mung favorite game.
A saber-tooth tiger lands in front of Mung.
Mung: Ack! Mung no safe when Mung alo
ripped to pieces.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.