It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Poop pretty good blueberries or plums that were the best thing you've ever eaten? From Jake
  • Live long or prosper? From Andrew
  • Be 4' 9" or 8' 10"?
  • Listen to an endless loop of Creed or Nickelback? From Jason
  • Be able to hook up with everyone from the hottest 1% of the opposite gender, or anyone from the other 99%? From Patrick
  • Look like Tay Zonday or sound like Tay Zonday? From Joe
  • Have to chew food 100 times before you could swallow it or every time you were thirsty you could only suck on an ice cube until it melted? From Popcorn
  • Be covered in bruises or covered in scratches?
  • Have friends who spend all your money, or no friends at all? From Kyle
  • Eat a Jelly-fish or drink one? From Luke
  • Feel a little bit worse every single day or your life or feel the worst you can feel today and have it get a little bit better everyday?
  • Live your life to the soundtrack of 300 or Saturday Night Fever? From Matt

Finally, this week's winner of the Eloquent Complainer Award is Martin, who sent in this.

  • hey fagget, ur gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thanks, Martin! Nice job using all those big boy words!

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