Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
August 17, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Poop pretty good blueberries or plums that were the best thing you've ever eaten?
Live long or prosper?
Be 4' 9" or 8' 10"?
Listen to an endless loop of Creed or Nickelback?
Be able to hook up with everyone from the hottest 1% of the opposite gender, or anyone from the other 99%?
Look like Tay Zonday or sound like Tay Zonday?
Have to chew food 100 times before you could swallow it or every time you were thirsty you could only suck on an ice cube until it melted?
Be covered in bruises or covered in scratches?
Have friends who spend all your money, or no friends at all?
Eat a Jelly-fish or drink one?
Feel a little bit worse every single day or your life or feel the worst you can feel today and have it get a little bit better everyday?
Live your life to the soundtrack of 300 or Saturday Night Fever?
Finally, this week's winner of the
Award is Martin, who sent in this.
hey fagget, ur gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thanks, Martin! Nice job using all those big boy words!
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