(James returns from the mailbox and tosses three Netflix envelopes onto the coffee table)
James: Hey dude, your new Netflix movies came in the mail today
Chase: Oh did they, alright, cool. Well I will just toss these in my room, thanks man.
James: Wait, what movies are they? Maybe we could watch one.
Brad: Yea, we could like make up a drinking game for it too. Like that time we watched Office Space and we drank every time we wanted to bang Jennifer Aniston.
Chase: Oh, I don’t even remember, probably nothing good. I’m just going to put them away in my room now.
Brad: Dude, what’s your problem. Just let us see what you got.
Chase: Alright, but seriously I don’t even know what these ones are. Emily was like messing with my list the other day so she might have put something gay in there.
Brad: You weren’t kidding, doesn’t get any gayer than Brokeback Mountain.
Chase: Seriously dude, see, that must have been Emily.
James: Yea, but I don’t want that shit in my house. Just seal it back up and mail it right back.
Chase: No don’t! I mean somebody, or Emily, will probably watch it. Yea, I should probably let Emily see it first.
James: Whatever man, just don’t leave that laying around. Anybody else sees it and we’re all gay. That movie is a plague.
James: Aww Jesus, seriously, Sixteen Candles? You might as well paint our walls pink you pansy.
Chase: I thought I took that off of there. I mean, I didn’t even really mean to put it on there in the first place. I saw half of it on TBS one day and added it so that if there were no other good movies out I would just get it so that I could see the whole thing.
Brad: Oh, so you’ve seen all the really good movies since Sixteen Candles so now this is all you really have left to watch? Pretty amazing.
Chase: I don’t know, I just forget to update my list sometimes.
James: Rent? You are dead to me.
Chase: Awe, come on. My parents took me to see it on Broadway a few years ago, it really was pretty good. Catchy song at least. (Singing) Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes…
Brad: (Singing) How do we measure, why Chase is so queer.
Chase: See, Brad has seen it.
Brad: No dude, my little sister use to play that song all the time. Don’t drag me down with you.
Chase: So I guess we will watch Sixteen Candles.
James: That’s fine.
Brad: Sounds good.