• Man, Ohio State sure did suck!  Did you see that game?  It's all the BCS's fault though…
  • So Yao Ming is injured.  That's really going to mean trouble for…his team…that he plays for.
  • I just wanna see Greg Oden's birth certificate!  I mean, come on!  Guy's like 40!
  • How about that Tony Romo?  What a doofus, right?  I mean, even I could've held that ball!
  • Hear about McGwire?  Yea, he was a good player and all, but I dunno.  I mean, steroids…wow.
  • I'm not racist or anything, but how is Tim Tebow the runner and Chris Leak the passer?  Doesn't make sense…